You Got To Laugh

THE ESCORT BECOMES THE ESCORTED


2 men were waiting @ a railway station to catch a train but were carried away talking when the train arrived. They suddenly realised when the train was already leaving and started running after it. One of dem managed to jump into the train and the other one who was left behind stopped nd started laughing..=D =)) People around him asked why he was laughing since he missed the train and he said: "the guy who just managed to catch the train was actually seeing me off


REAL DADS INDEED

Mikes father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party.
As they sat watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their award presentation.
The following conversation ensued:
Announcer: Best student in sciences...the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applause and eyes Mike scornfully) see correct children!
Announcer: Best student in commercial studies, the winner is Paul
Father: (Hisses and eyes Mike) see correct children.
Announcer: Best student in Arts and the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger) See correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were presented without any going to Mike.
At the end of the event, they left and went to the car park but as his dad made to start the car, the engine refused to respond .
He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but all to no avail.
Then they resorted to pushing and just as they got to the exit of the school the rickety car parked up.
Exhausted and profusely sweating, Mike rested on the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and other exotic cars.
All of a sudden, Mike burst into laughter.
His puzzled father asked,'what's so funny?'
Amidst teary eyes Mike responded 'SEE CORRECT FATHERS!

REAL WAHALA

NEMESIS is when u submit your examination answer  sheet wt your  expo inside...
RACISM is when a white iPhone costs more than a black one.
LONG THROAT is when u take a girl out on a sunny day and she orders 4 a hot plate of pepper soup... *hmmmmm*
A WITCH is that girl that  eats Nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, kilishi, chicken n chips, burger, smirnoff, farouz. And  wen u take her home she says "sorry I'm on my period"..
OVERSABI is when you are  eating salad wt a gal and  she says " honey, dis food no don"...
OLODO is wen you are in a plane with a girl  and she says "honey I'm hot, can u pls roll down d glass"...
A HUNGRY child is that kid that sees you eating and says " my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers"...
A STUBBORN child is that kid that wakes up in d middle of d night  wen daddy and mummy are having a good time and says "mummy I want 2 piss"...